Greetings From Sunny Hawaii Suckers!

Having a great time in freaking sunny HAWAII! The temp is 89! Hey, the water is a lot better than Coes or Bell Pond. Even got a lifeguard here. The beach is like 40 miles from here. We get there with the local bus.

We're staying at Ray's Maui Wowi Motor Lodge. Got a good deal online. Ray's pretty cool. Lots of neat things to do like eat, drink, and sleep. They even got an all-you-can-eat buffet for $3.99 pp! Freaking great deal! All kinds of Burritos. This is better than Super Chinese Buffet. And this place even got 16oz Gannies and a freaking pool with a bar in it! A freaking paradise!

El problemo dudes. They ain't cool on camos around here. The concierge got on my case so I had to dump the cut-offs. So I bought a red Speedo at the local Dollar Store. Ya know, red really attracts fish. Hey, I thought they were colorblind?

I heard it's like 15 in Wusta - way to go suckers!

Ha ha ha... Will W. W. & Family

Out On The Town - The Canal District

We were out and about last weekend. Carousing the Canal District in search of stimulating conversation with some non-braindead locals, an avant-garde country music venue, or a swanky noodle palace. Alas - we found nothing of the sort. Just boring Bud drinking proletariats as far as the eye can see. I guess that proves Wusta is as low-brow as low-brow can be. Hey, maybe I'm wrong.

Walking down Green Street, we caught a couple of testosterone-laden yokels outside a bar enmeshed in a Saturday nite barroom rite. We had no idea what it was about. Most likely about the two chicks; they seemed to have a vested interest in the outcome. Lucky them!

So I caught this piece of Saturday night fun on video for ya.