Friday, January 13, 2012

It's Webstats Time Again! InCity Times Games The Stats

Okay kids, we're ready for another round of look at those freakin stats will ya! Any questions before we start? None, um... okay, so let's press on. We got a lot of stuff to cover today. Oh, wanna thank the folks at compete.com for the stats.

In our last post we made a couple revealing and telling discoveries - WOMAG is sucking wind big time and InCity Times is effectively dead, a non-entity in Wusta's sparse media landscape.

WTAG and WCRN are competing for local dominance of the populous’ ear. Looks like WTAG is winning. But not really, got a heck of a boost from that iheart link – boosted their stats like 100%. Poor WCRN, not even Gary Rosen and that other guy can save em.

And ole T&G is still raking in the pageviews. Well maybe not for long. They’re closing up shop on Franklin St.; pulled down the clock recently. Soon they’ll be no one left downtown except the winos populating The Common. Folks, what the heck did we do to deserve this? This place is truly cursed.

Take a look at the graph, InCity Times popped last month. Highly unusual, don't you think? After eons of really shitty stats, suddenly it pops? Um... sumptin stinks.

There's an explanation for that and I’m surprised that Rosalie Tirella would pull that stunt – she’s  gaming the stats. She's pumping em up by clicking on her home page. Now really Rosalie - that's raw. But hey, gotta do, what ya gotta do to keep up pretenses. Ask WOMAG.

And yes, WOMAG’s still in the doldrums – still barely alive. Management can't pull it out of the quicksand. What are they doing wrong? Um… just about everything. So no need to rake the peons over the coals. Pretty sure they’re getting an earful from management – think people! How do we boost
our exposure!  You Jeremy Skulkin, go out there and talk to the locals – find a freaking story that’ll get us recognition instead of ridicule – make us look like professionals. And remember, double check your damn facts. And you there, what's your name? No you. Go find some local nobodies who got issues. Get some gritty stuff. What about to those two buffoons? Talk to that  Bill Randell guy, he's a real whiner - maybe he needs a shoulder to cry on? What about his fat whiny buddy? Talk to em. Now!

This post we tossed in everybody's favorite TV station - WCCA. Liberal Worcester's joke on us all. Imagine, your million dollars a year keeps that farce alive. What did we do to deserve that?

So, that’s it for this month. Hope you had fun.

It's been a real eye-opener eh?

10 comments:

Anonymous Local said...

Always interesting Will. The radio station stats I don't think are at all relevant. Radio stations are measured on their audience numbers.
WTAG brags about having more audience than WCRN. Anyone know where that information
is found?

Will W. W. said...

Hey anon, radio... yeah I know too, but its still interesting. Find info... don't know.

Anonymous said...

The web site for WCRN is www.wcrnradio.com not www.wcrn.com. wcrn.com is some Christian Resource Network.

Will W. W. said...

Roger that anon. Changed the graph. Still not much of a change. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Will, Rosie's on the warpath. She wants you head.

Arbitrator said...

I saw her latest rant. What an idiot. I agree with Will, that suddenly her stats jump 500% after months of very low stats and one has to wonder how that is possible.

I think Rosalie could put the controversy to rest by posting the stats once and for all.

And Will, maybe you should too?

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Will W. W. said...

Hey anons, yeah saw it. She didn't think that through. Just confirms what people say about her - wacko.

And now I'm supposed to be scared? Reminds of Paulie Collyer's threats. And what did that get him?
He left the city.

It has to be said, the 2 most notable local wackos are in need of psychiatric help. Funny, both are full of self-loathing, misogynistic, unmarried, friendless, illiterate, and hates children. And one has a thing for feral cats. In a way, she's like one herself. Ironic huh?

In the not too distant future both of them will be pushing shopping carts around downtown, pilfering trash and feeding pigeons.

Tirella has lost visitors because she demanded that ICT be pulled off the blogroll over a year ago. Her own doing right? Not too smart, but hey that's Rosalie!

She uses Google Analytics, which is notorious for double counting - its doesn't filter her pageviews.

My guess is she has under 200 unique visitors a month. And then even that is questionable.

Obviously there's not much of an audience for her type of news.

Notice I didn't say journalism.

Blogger Boy said...

About time Rosalie puts up or shuts up. Show us the damn stats girl.

Will W. W. said...

Hey anon. Yup, put up or shut-up Rosalie.