Bushmaster MOE A-TACS® M4 TYPE CARBINE (list price $2,450) in a lovely camo motif with plenty of extra high capacity ammoclips (the editorial staff recommends the 40 round clip) for Christmas, stands to reason you'll need survival chow for the big day. Yes, the day America collapses into chaos, overrun by liberals, intent on destroying the American way of life.
Just kidding. But hey, maybe we ain't. Even if you ain't worried about the dissolution of the good ole U. S. of A. (red vs. blue states), it's always smart to think about some kinda natural catastrophe. Ya never know.
Hey even those finicky eaters will be surprised at the wide selection of yummy meals. Read the testimonials.
Best of all, there's a 25 year shelf life, so that gives ya plenty of time to get ready for the big one. Oh, and most offer free shipping.
Oh yeah, almost forgot. Praise the 2nd Amendment and pass the ammo!
Welcome to America!