Now that you got that Bushmaster MOE A-TACS® M4 TYPE CARBINE (list price $2,450) in a lovely camo motif with plenty of extra high capacity ammoclips (the editorial staff recommends the 40 round clip) for Christmas, stands to reason you'll need survival chow for the big day. Yes, the day America collapses into chaos, overrun by liberals, intent on destroying the American way of life.
Just kidding. But hey, maybe we ain't. Even if you ain't worried about the dissolution of the good ole U. S. of A. (red vs. blue states), it's always smart to think about some kinda natural catastrophe. Ya never know.
Hey even those finicky eaters will be surprised at the wide selection of yummy meals. Read the testimonials.
Best of all, there's a 25 year shelf life, so that gives ya plenty of time to get ready for the big one. Oh, and most offer free shipping.
Oh yeah, almost forgot. Praise the 2nd Amendment and pass the ammo!
Welcome to America!

2 comments:
Rosie is doing a number on Paulie again. Its great.
The two psychos going at it eh? Now that you mention it, the stats showed something was goin on because both were all over wonderland the past few days. Paulie & rosie spent xmas day on wonderland. Paulie all alone on new years eve. A lovers spat or is Rosie squeezing Paulie for the money Billy the Beer Seller owes her? Who knows. Who cares. Both are freaking sickos.
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